Saturday, October 11, 2008

Curse you Murphy!!

Karma can be a real hater. Trouble is, I don't really believe in the idea of Karma. Unfortunate. Who else to blame my misgivings? Murphy. Murphy and his stupid laws that ensure that whatever can go wrong will!

A few of the Laws that have recently irritated me to the point of this post:

1. Nothing is as easy as it looks... ever. Not the practical exam. Not the drive home. Nothing.

2. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first. Specifically the exam studying. First the pencils must be found. Then the filing. Then the...

3.The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance. Specifically the lecture notes that consists of pure examinable material. Curses...

4.After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original... The flash stick that I lost, got a new one found then lost the bigger better one!

5. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening...

6. Any thing that can go wrong, HAS Already Gone Wrong! You just haven't been notified... And probably spent the day waiting for it to happen. Then it doesn't because it went way too wrong...

7. The humor of Murphy's Law leaves you laughing at the end of the day. If you make it through a Murphy Day...you win! And boy, have I been winning this week!!!


HA!

2 comments:

Hillbilly Duhn said...

That's funny, but oh so true! We have a few friends that we thought we should change their names to Murphy, since they always seem to atract all the ill gotten gains of the world. And you're right, if you'd made it through a "Murphy Day", you did win. Because at least the most unfortunate didn't happen! You win because you feel lucky! Reverse on the Murph!

:)

Rachel said...

Holy cow! I must be a super winner!