We have new neighbors at the Hiccup's home.
No I am not being cute here. I really did get new neighbors.
Not cute ones either. They have lived there one night and I have learned the following things about them:
1. They like many things mainly, short big men... who are very short; dance music at odd hours and lots of alcohol
2. Favourite activities include: stealing my parking and singing very loudly along with the 'beep beeps beeps' of doof doof music
3. Habits include: leaving the front door open during their clothed orgies, and irritating us by knocking on the door to ask us odd questions when we have ultra conservative guests over.
4. Reason that I dislike them: They hit on my husband with their sultry drunken eyes
And so, I plot my revenge.
Passive aggression is awesome.